HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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