I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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