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DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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