I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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