WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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