id be glad to
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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