Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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