I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
