I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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