So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You can't just leave with hair like that
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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