Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
what the fuck happened to the tacos
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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