i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
We need to rekindle our bromance
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Go christen that room with your naked body.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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