He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
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please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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