Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I currently don't understand fingers.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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