That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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