Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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