rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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