I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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