new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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