I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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