Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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