she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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