Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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