Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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