I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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