How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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