Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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