I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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