I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
