eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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