Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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