You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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