quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
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