She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I love you.
Bad choice
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