I wish I could teleport
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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