Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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