shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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