i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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