Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Drake has all the answers
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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