I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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