i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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