it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Pants are for mortals
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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