She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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