She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
COCAINE IS GR8
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Randomize
