I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
and she was petting her beer can
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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