no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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