haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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