did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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