i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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