The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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