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Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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