I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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