quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This house was built for laser tag.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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