Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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