i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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