Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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