At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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