Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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