Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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