Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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